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World In Mathematics
Jessica 发表于 2006-11-17 10:06:06
这篇好玩的东东，Cynthia前两天转给偶的。其实以前在国内上班的时候就收到过，算一算这个“世界数学定律”至少在网络流传了5、6年。重读一遍，越读越有道理，传给了同事，还有小P。现在增加一版中文版的，轻松一下。
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS/浪漫数学
Smart man + smart woman = romance/聪明男人+聪明女人=浪漫爱情
Smart man+dumb woman = affair/聪明男人+笨女人=婚外情
Dumb man+smart woman = Marriage/笨男人+聪明女人=结婚
Dumb man+ dumb woman = pregnancy/笨男人+笨女人=怀孕 （有小孩的朋友们，一笑而过，表放在心上
）
OFFICE ARITHMETIC/办公室数学
Smart boss + smart employee = profit/聪明老板 + 聪明员工 = 效益
Smart boss+dumb employee = production/聪明老板 + 笨员工 = 产量
Dumb boss+smart employee = promotion/笨老板 + 聪明员工 = 升职
Dumb boss+dumb employee = overtime/笨老板 + 笨员工 = 加班
SHOPPING MATH/购物数学
A man will pay for a item he needs.
男人总是花两元钱买他需要的价值一元钱的东西
A woman will pay for a item that she doesn't need.
女人总是花一元钱买价值两元钱的东西但她却不需要的东西（真的满有道理的
）
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS/一般方程与统计
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
女人在找到一个丈夫之前总是为未来担心 （偶担心过）
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
男人在找到一个妻子之后才开始担心未来 （一会问小P去）
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
成功的男人标志是，挣的钱比他的妻子能够花掉的还多 （小P满成功的
）
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
成功女人的标志是，她找到了这样一位丈夫 （偶也满成功的
，小P说，"yeah, right, you're Kobe at free throw line" *注: 洛山矶湖人队的Kobe，罚球率全联盟是数一数二的，10发有9中
他搓偶呢）
HAPPINESS/幸福
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
要想与一个男人幸福地相守，你必须对他多一份理解少一份爱
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
要想与一个女人幸福地生活，你必须尽量多爱她，而绝不要试图去理解她
LONGEVITY/长寿
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
结婚的男人比独身的男人长寿，但是结婚的男人更多地想到去死
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE/改变嗜好
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
女人嫁给一个男人，期望着他会发生改变，但他并没有变化
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
男人娶一个女人，期望着她不会变化，但她却改变了
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE/谈话技巧
A woman has the last word in any argument.
女人在任何争论上都拥有最后的裁决权 （这个在偶家也经常得到证实）
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
任何问题在男人提出来之后，就变成一场新的争论。（这个也证实了不止一次
）
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS/浪漫数学
Smart man + smart woman = romance/聪明男人+聪明女人=浪漫爱情
Smart man+dumb woman = affair/聪明男人+笨女人=婚外情
Dumb man+smart woman = Marriage/笨男人+聪明女人=结婚
Dumb man+ dumb woman = pregnancy/笨男人+笨女人=怀孕 （有小孩的朋友们，一笑而过，表放在心上
）OFFICE ARITHMETIC/办公室数学
Smart boss + smart employee = profit/聪明老板 + 聪明员工 = 效益
Smart boss+dumb employee = production/聪明老板 + 笨员工 = 产量
Dumb boss+smart employee = promotion/笨老板 + 聪明员工 = 升职
Dumb boss+dumb employee = overtime/笨老板 + 笨员工 = 加班
SHOPPING MATH/购物数学
A man will pay for a item he needs.
男人总是花两元钱买他需要的价值一元钱的东西
A woman will pay for a item that she doesn't need.
女人总是花一元钱买价值两元钱的东西但她却不需要的东西（真的满有道理的
）GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS/一般方程与统计
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
女人在找到一个丈夫之前总是为未来担心 （偶担心过）
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
男人在找到一个妻子之后才开始担心未来 （一会问小P去）
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
成功的男人标志是，挣的钱比他的妻子能够花掉的还多 （小P满成功的
）A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
成功女人的标志是，她找到了这样一位丈夫 （偶也满成功的
，小P说，"yeah, right, you're Kobe at free throw line" *注: 洛山矶湖人队的Kobe，罚球率全联盟是数一数二的，10发有9中他搓偶呢）HAPPINESS/幸福
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
要想与一个男人幸福地相守，你必须对他多一份理解少一份爱
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
要想与一个女人幸福地生活，你必须尽量多爱她，而绝不要试图去理解她
LONGEVITY/长寿
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
结婚的男人比独身的男人长寿，但是结婚的男人更多地想到去死
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE/改变嗜好
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
女人嫁给一个男人，期望着他会发生改变，但他并没有变化
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
男人娶一个女人，期望着她不会变化，但她却改变了
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE/谈话技巧
A woman has the last word in any argument.
女人在任何争论上都拥有最后的裁决权 （这个在偶家也经常得到证实）
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
任何问题在男人提出来之后，就变成一场新的争论。（这个也证实了不止一次
）
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2006-11-17 15:50:34
沙发做一记~
都好有道理，可惜偶老公挣得银子不够我花阿，残顾阿~ 别的都不重要，这条最重要阿~偶难板阿Q一记，够偶花还要budget干嘛。。哈哈。贴上来笑笑的 :)
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2006-11-17 23:59:22
俺比较孤陋寡闻,只看到过第一组.:(
这下全看到了。 :)
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2006-11-18 05:58:22
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
读到这里,我们家的笨同志拼命点头..讲到他心里头去了...哈哈，你家笨老幽默的闹 :D
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2006-11-18 11:08:45
偶和偶家的最稀饭DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE和LONGEVITY这两条，看到笑s了
呵呵，是满有意思的，而且觉得有一点道理的。。 :D
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2006-11-18 13:26:40
我感恩节当然去逛的，不过我们这里只有KATY MILLS呀，没有你那里的大呀，还有我看OFF5TH广告，好像星期三下午3点就开始乐，然后是星期5早上5点就开了，吓人~
你有什么感恩节打折消息伐？
对了，刚才我看BANANA REPUBLIC网子上好多中裤的，不过我不穿是我小腿粗，暴露缺点呀，呵呵~偶星期三要上班，星期五准备请假。。其实一般中午就放了，可是就错过early bird deal了，矛盾啊，错了前几年，这次不能再错过了。。感恩节有个black friday deal的网站的，不过一般是些best buy等的电器店。
中裤要看的，有些就扬长避短，总之要找到合适的 :D -
2006-11-18 23:06:21 http://fairyliu.blogcn.com
这个我也看到过的
好好玩呵呵 :)
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2006-11-19 02:08:43
Kobe at free throw line--
quite a good slang! I like it.He always makes his own 'quote' :)
